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The World’s Most Perfect Dress

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Last week my friend Melissa shared something with me on Facebook.  A dress. The world’s most perfect dress.  I ordered it, because Alex and I had just had this conversation:

Melanie: I have this meeting thingy and I have a speaking thingy and I have nothing to wear besides tank tops and ripped jeans.

Alex: You know what I think? For your birthday month, you need to buy some new clothes. You keep having these things where you need grownup clothes that aren’t tie-dyed. You need something besides spaghetti straps and skirts that blow in the breeze. Don’t come home with a cape. Don’t come home with a bathing suit with wings.

Melanie: This doesn’t sound like shopping. This sounds like a personality transplant.

Alex: No-no. Still Melanie. But grownup Melanie.

Melanie: I can try.

So when Melissa sent me this extremely sophisticated dress I totes ordered it. Look how sophisticated I am. I’m using my No Nonsense Deep Thinking Face as well. I am ready to adult so hard.

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Cute pattern, huh?

Let’s get a closer look:

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A poo emoji dress. Has there ever been a more perfect article of clothing for me? No, no there has not. So now I have my TV Dress, which looks like I’m ready to pilot the Enterprise, and my Poo Dress, bringing happiness and good fortune to the people around me.

GROWNUPPING LIKE A BOSS.

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  • Kim Garbison

    That is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

  • Christy Jordan

    I just fell out of my chair at work, onto the floor and rolled around laughing. Perfect does not even begin to describe this dress!!!

  • http://wheremyheartresides.com/ Ashlee

    I am dying.

  • Leia Johnson

    I can’t even begin. I have had the most pooptastic day/week. This is perfection.

  • http://www.everydaysbest.com Rachel

    I.LOVE.IT. Did they manufacture this dress with you in mind?

  • Jamie

    I love this! My son was born with Hirschsprung’s disease and had a colostomy for a year then we’ve dealt with other GI issues that stemmed from that as he got older. So much of our life revolved around poop! And we’ve always kept in light hearted so I feel like I need this dress lol. Go rock it girl!

 

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